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[–]MarSaul_ErRuxin 66 points67 points

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Lupe- Gotta Eat

This whole fucking song is a giant string of food metaphors while also telling a story.

[–]davethesquare 4 points5 points

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the day i realized this, is the same damn day i realized why i was on the short bus in elementary.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points

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Shawt Bus Shawty.

[–]JesusToThe 1 point2 points

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streets be all like, feed me feed me

[–]bananapants919 97 points98 points

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All of Mm... Food.

[–]noer86 44 points45 points

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Just gonna say that it actually Mm... Food. That way it's an anagram of MF DOOM.

[–]Stolen_Identity22 14 points15 points

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It's actually only Mm.. Food, if we're really looking to be accurate. I think initially he was M.F. DOOM, so it makes sense.

[–]bananapants919 6 points7 points

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Corrected. Forgot that it was an anagram.

[–]palerthanrice 4 points5 points

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How the fuck did I not realize this?

[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 9 points10 points

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holy shit

[–]sarcasm24 18 points19 points

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Don't tell me you didn't know this. No fucking way.

[–]Mcflexington 0 points1 point

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I'm not saying I always pick up on stuff like this, but I am surprised so many people missed that about the album title. I knew DOOM was too smart to just spell it so weird for no reason.

[–]-DR_MANTIS_TOBOGGAN- 10 points11 points

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Beef rapp can lead to gettin teeth capped

[–]The_Flabbergaster 2 points3 points

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or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points

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I suggest you change your diet

[–]Golf-x-Wang 1 point2 points

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It can lead to high blood sugar if you fry it

[–]zigzagzig 0 points1 point

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Blood pressure, not sugar, haha.

[–]gshark3 69 points70 points

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Totally expected this to be here already, but since no one else has said it I guess I will.

A$AP Ferg on Ghetto Symphony: "Eat em like cookies, chips ahoy"

[–]jpthehp 23 points24 points

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#CWOOOKIEGANG

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points

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did you type that on a typewriter

[–]blindin1i 14 points15 points

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Kooooooooooooookies

[–]gawjess 12 points13 points

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[–]Emprr- 6 points7 points

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Mmm Mmm JOY

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson 2 points3 points

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Rap Game Cookie Monster

[–]mythicalracist 1 point2 points

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Am I missing some clever play on words here or something? Or should this just be a good line because A$AP Ferg said it....?

[–]gshark3 5 points6 points

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Lots of people hate on his verse, that line especially.

[–]mythicalracist 19 points20 points

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Well I understand why. Thats just fucking terrible and uncreative.

I remember a thread with some of the most cliche lines people could think of, and someone posted "Them niggas pack heat, radiator"

Reminds me of this shit. Really good one there Ferg

[–]heyfatkid -1 points0 points

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lmao that sarcasm made me cracc up

[–]lhamilton13 0 points1 point

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in the song ghetto symphony, most people think that Ferg ruined the song with his verse that included that line. gshark3 was being sarcastic and it's a circlejerk.

[–]mythicalracist 0 points1 point

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Ahh fuck... sorry guys

[–]lhamilton13 1 point2 points

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we've all been there

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I fuck with Ferg and all but the way his voice squeaked was so annoying, I couldn't stand it.

[–]gshark3 0 points1 point

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Thats the only song I'd heard him on that I knew of, watched some video for one of his songs and couldnt believe how different he sounded

[–]heyfatkid 0 points1 point

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KKWWWYYYYYYUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS

[–]ianpauliOrginal Thinker; Member of HHH Intelligentsia 85 points86 points

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"My favorite dish is turkey lasagna, even my pajamas designer" #TRUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]gawjess 43 points44 points

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My chain had another chain like it was preguhnent.

[–]ianpauliOrginal Thinker; Member of HHH Intelligentsia 17 points18 points

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I can't believe they managed to cut down his verse to like 4 lines... there were so many quotables.

[–]gawjess 22 points23 points

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As a guy who heard the 2 Chainz only version first, I was hella dissapointed.

[–]WhiteCotton 8 points9 points

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What song is this? good morning/the morning?

[–]radd_it 21 points22 points

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r/HHH, this might be your silliest post yet.

listr provided as a convenience, downvote to have it removed.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points

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Don't judge us. We hongry.

[–]radd_it 12 points13 points

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I just finished a Carls Jr. burger.

I am about 10 minutes away from regret.

[–]heyfatkid 2 points3 points

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ew

[–]Jorgeen 42 points43 points

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I ordered you jerk, she said you are what you eat.

[–]leonada 17 points18 points

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Shit I just posted this, too. Took me too long. I always thought it was "I ordered the jerk"?

[–]Jorgeen 9 points10 points

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Fuck, I listened to that part about 5 times now. Makes more sense if it's I ordered the jerk, but it sounds just like I ordered you jerk.

[–]Rezistik 1 point2 points

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It's definitely "the", it makes way more sense and sounds better too.

[–]SweetMojaveRain 5 points6 points

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[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 46 points47 points

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Inb4 Bronson

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points

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Well yeah, but let's get specific. In Sylvester Lundgren (Rare Chandeliers):

Fresh suede shoes, a holiday in Arizona / cocaine knives, open up the abalone

Abalone are a type of shellfish, considered a delicacy in some places.

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points

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    what type of savage eats bone marrow is that really a thing

    [–]bigswisshandrapist 2 points3 points

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    Bone marrow is pretty classy yo

    [–]AdAgito 13 points14 points

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    Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned

    Nas ft Busta Rhymes - Fried Chicken

    EDIT: I can't read properly :(

    [–]CurLyy[S] 3 points4 points

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    last line of my post dawg.

    [–]CurLyy[S] 28 points29 points

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    This is the official paint job reference reply area.

    Big wheels, big straps / You know I like it super-sized / Passenger's a redbone, her weave look like some curly fries / Inside fish sticks, outside tartar sauce / Pocket full of celery, imagine what she tellin' me / Blowin' on asparagus, the realest shit I ever smoked

    Edit: really nothing ?

    Not even peanut butter inside outside jelly

    [–]TheMagnaCarter 6 points7 points

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    Cream on the inside, clean on the outside / Ice-ice cream, i-i-i-ice cream paint job

    [–]Sirbidi 0 points1 point

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    Juicy J

    [–]homeboy5925s_Homeboy 0 points1 point

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    You forgot "They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that glock on me" but I forgive you.

    Excellent thread btw.

    [–]TheBlackBrotha 99 points100 points

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    Real G's move in silence, like lasagna

    [–]pepito420 28 points29 points

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    i know someone who has that tattooed on themself

    [–]CurLyy[S] 111 points112 points

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    Should probably unknow that someone

    [–]pepito420 65 points66 points

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    nah hes cool. Hes my weed guy

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points

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    Of course he's your weed guy.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points

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    YAMS EVERYWHERE

    [–]Xaamy 11 points12 points

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    Lil Wayne - BM J.R.

    Cause when you wildin' you ain't lookin' you just lookin' high/ And when we hungry you look like pie/ Sweet potato-ass nigga you lemon merengue, apple custard/ Cherry jelly, don't make me get the biscuit busta

    [–]captain_Catfish 2 points3 points

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    LMFAO

    Whenever you're in a bad mood, just look up Lil Wayne lyrics

    [–]IntoxicatedDog 10 points11 points

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    "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

    [–]MalkaMania 1 point2 points

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    21 problems by 50 cent for anyone wondering

    [–]ISaidNoDecaf 11 points12 points

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    I'm surprised I haven't seen a reference to a certain flavor of Doritos yet.

    [–]MarSaul_ErRuxin 19 points20 points

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    ah, of course

    "tell a girl like Doritos that's NACHO CHEESE"

    edit: I know you want that Danny though

    [–]TheREAL_Weatherman 9 points10 points

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    "We hit the spot to chill with the Fuji Grill / She ordered the Kobe beef like Shaquille O'Neal" -Kanye

    [–]QWERTYMurdoc 0 points1 point

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    What's the song?

    [–]OmNomNomDeGuerre 1 point2 points

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    Back Like That (Remix)

    Also I'm surprised no one has mentioned the chorus to Popular Demand (Popeyes) though I guess the music video has more food references than the song itself. Cam'Ron eating chicken and fries is worth it though

    [–]JacobBo 8 points9 points

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    "I'm with your girlfriend eating chips/ mmmm stop the beat bitch... mmmmmm... oh yeah mmm..."

    -Taco on Tina by Tyler, the Creator

    [–]leonada 15 points16 points

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    "I hit the Jamaican spot at the bar, take a seat / I ordered the jerk, she said ya are what ya eat." - Ye.

    I always bump this when I'm driving with my Jamaican dad and he cracks up every single time.

    [–]ysnt 4 points5 points

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    [–]Weedwacker 4 points5 points

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    Tiron & Ayomari - Good Food

    And basically any song by Bronson

    [–]Riceburger 6 points7 points

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    I'm at the round table where your seat at?

    Where your plate?

    Where your lobster?

    Where your sea bass?

    [–]deadketchup 0 points1 point

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    "Put the shrimp over the pasta/the pasta over the lobster"

    [–]skeetchie 5 points6 points

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    CAUGHT A STATUTORY RAPE CAUSE THE STEAK WAS IMMATURE..... I'M LAID UP BY THE LAKE, YOU LAY WITH INFLATABLE MATES.

    -Action Bronson

    [–]Gryffonophenomenon 1 point2 points

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    Keep on rockin, VLB

    [–]Liquid_Swordsman 5 points6 points

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    Have you ever went over a friends house to eat, but the food just ain't no good? I mean the mashed potatoes soggy, the peas all runny and the chicken tastes like wood. So you try and play it off like you think you can by saying that you're full, but your friend says momma he's just being polite you ain't finished nuh uh that's bull. Your hear starts pumpin and you think up a lie by saying you already ate, but your friend says man there's plenty of food and piles some more on your plate. While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming of the moment that it's time to leave and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin into something that looks like cheese. So you say that's it i got to leave this place I dont care what these people think. I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks. So you bust out the door while its still closed still sick from the food you ate, and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate.

    [–]Jme006 1 point2 points

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    this fuckin' verse fucking real shit up

    [–]CannaSwiss 10 points11 points

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    (Bronson voice) She grew a bush like a baby plant, still I ate it, think of it as bucatini razor clams.

    [–]tom8907 5 points6 points

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    And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos - Madvillain Accordion

    [–]WhiteCotton 4 points5 points

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    Penis colada.

    [–]AlucardMusic 12 points13 points

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    Action Bronson. That is all.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points

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    Roc Marciano talks about food all the time

    Peep this

    [–]RagingMasshole 2 points3 points

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    he's like Raekwon The Chef personified (except not as good as Rae obvs but still dope)

    [–]RoboticParadox 1 point2 points

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    Bronson, naturally.

    Cuttlefish, cut up on the beach, out the sea

    Mix it with the lime juice, smidgen of its own ink

    like what the fuck that's awesome

    [–]dsilbz 3 points4 points

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    Basically any Action Bronson song/album. Rhyming statutory with chicken cacciatore is pretty creative.

    [–]shazzam6999 4 points5 points

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    This is a random topic, but I like it.

    Girls Girls Girls - Hov

    Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, Indian and black

    That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin' fat

    Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe

    An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate

    [–]calmlikeabomb92 4 points5 points

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    "I like my sugar with coffee and cream" - Beastie Boys (Intergalactic)

    [–]ashyjakk 3 points4 points

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    Food for thought, this is gerber with rhymes -cole

    [–]sims_619 4 points5 points

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    Passenger's a redbone, her weave look like some curly fries Inside fish sticks, outside tartar sauce Pocket full of celery, imagine what she tellin' me Blowin' on asparagus, the realest shit I ever smoked Ridin' to that Trap or Die, the realest shit I ever wrote They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me

    Young Jeezy on the second verse of Put On. This is after he mentions a dinner plate and cake in the first verse.....dude must've been in the booth hungry as fuck

    [–]CurLyy[S] 1 point2 points

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    I meant to post that cuz the curly fries line :D

    [–]sims_619 0 points1 point

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    I could go for some fries right now

    [–]ignore_my_name 11 points12 points

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    FOOD CHAINZ!!

    [–]FuckinJabberwocky 6 points7 points

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    "I bring home the turkey if you BRING HOME THE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Weezer

    [–]noer86 4 points5 points

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    Stank pussy smell like cool ranch Doritos

    [–]RoCon52 1 point2 points

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    I got my wisdom teeth out this morning so if you could find some lines about jello, pudding, or mashed potatoes that'd be greaaaaat.

    [–]dhruv494 1 point2 points

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    we really hungry out here

    [–]Jewtheist 1 point2 points

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    BRONSON (Live From Kissena Blvd):

    I wanna meet the bitch that invented head, Korean meats laid on a lettuce bed

    [–]shitscash 1 point2 points

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    This whole song is about food, but here is the first verse to tantalize y'all

    Chittlins & Pepsi - Strong Arm Steady

    Shit...

    But I ain't fucking with them chitlins

    The most I'm a do is chicken, bad food'll have your breath kicking

    Try a diet like Russell Simmons

    Dating vegetarian vegan women drinking water with lemons

    Low sodium salt, no pork on your fork

    After meals you take a long walk

    And stay away from the ballpark franks, you pulling all that rank

    At Whole Foods putting fuel in your tank

    That's more muscle for the machine

    Brussel sprouts, broccoli and string beans

    You get your choice of three greens plus a starch to go with it

    Committed to the gym keeping your waistline trim

    That put a grin all over my face, when you walk in the place

    We had ketchup on Sunset, tomato paste

    Chicago Summertime at the taste, no time to waste

    We don't waste food on our plate, let the haters hate

    Twelve-ounce steak, asparagus tips delicious, got me licking my lips

    On some LL Cool J shit

    No rib-tips, we take tips from the best chefs like Raekwon

    Now pass the Grey Poupon, no MSG, no butter on my popcorn

    This ain't a pop song, tell 'em

    [–]squilla 1 point2 points

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    Am I really just a narcissist/ Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?

    • Ricky Rozay

    [–]GymIn26Minutes 1 point2 points

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    First thing I thought of:

    Steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
    A T-bone steak, cheese eggs, and Welch's grape

    and

    I mean loyalty, niggas bought me milks at lunch
    The milks was chocolate, the cookies, butter crunch

    TL/DR; Biggie likes food.

    [–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 1 point2 points

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    You're all mixed up like pasta primavera

    Yo, why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man?

    --the Beasties

    [–]FreelanceAbortionist 1 point2 points

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    All of Phat People by Childish Gambino

    [–]rhfan212 1 point2 points

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    Soul Food by Goodie MOB

    mhmmm I miss southern food :(

    [–]CarPeriscope 1 point2 points

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    "Christian Dior denim flow, I told her, 'I'm tryna eat out, so what we goin' to dinner for?'"

    Kanye West, Christian Dior Denim Flow

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    "I look in my fridge, my shit lookin' scarce" Rick Ross...

    [–]diblas 1 point2 points

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    WHEN THE BEEF COOKED I ATE YALL LIKE MMMM MMMMM

    [–]Strippers_n_Beer 1 point2 points

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    Smoke weed, eat yogurt Senior Skip Day - Mac Miller

    [–]CommunistMuffin 1 point2 points

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    Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick- Ye

    [–]IanicRR 2 points3 points

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    All I have to add to this thread is that I have listened to Truly Yours 2 like 12 since it dropped already and every time I get to that cake line, I laugh my ass off.

    JCole has a way of making it seem like his totally corny joke is actually funny as shit. I love the man.

    [–]MarSaul_ErRuxin 0 points1 point

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    you can hear him laughing at the line while hes saying it, he knows its corny as fuck

    [–]MarxianMarxist 1 point2 points

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    Wonton Soup . No question.

    [–]fugg_that 0 points1 point

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    Ghostface in Shakey Dog -

    "Big round onions on a T-bone steak, my stomach growlin yo I want some"

    [–]CurLyy[S] 2 points3 points

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    Ayo, this rap is like Ziti, facing me real TV / Crash at high speeds, strawberry kiwi.

    apollo kids

    [–]allenbraxton 0 points1 point

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    "Tell her 'Girl, like Doritos, that's nacho cheese'

    Tell her friends 'Like Fritos, I am trying to lay

    I can't only have one, and I ain't trying to wait.'"

    Yeezus on the Lollipop Remix.

    [–]lancertons 0 points1 point

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    Madvillain-Great day Groovy dude, not to prove to be rude But this stuff is like what you might put on movie food

    And add Biz Markie-Chinese Food for a bonus

    [–]Saermegil 0 points1 point

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    'Stickin' together like flour and water to make that slow dough'

    Sooo much meaning, perfectly delivered.

    Jesse Thorn asked Big Boi about this line, he explained that it's all about the philosophy of Outkast and how it's all about the music and not about the quick buck.

    [–]Jacob1997 0 points1 point

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    "Nigga respect the game, that should be it What you eat don't make me shit - where's the love?"

    Heart of the City - Jay Z

    [–]Saermegil 0 points1 point

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    Listening to the new song by Kweli/Busta - "You still cooking that PORK in this house ?" in the grumpiest brother voice

    [–]ZaneTHECREATOR 0 points1 point

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    Haha yes this whole song!!!!

    Nine High - Cook out

    Best munchers song

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Egvkpawl9qI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEgvkpawl9qI

    [–]nate_petro 0 points1 point

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    Im with your girlfriend eating chips...

    [–]mhsnhspres 0 points1 point

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    GOT THAT PESCADO SMELL, I SMOKE A LOTTA L'S

    [–]budsmoke420 0 points1 point

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    Fuck Food - Tech N9ne

    [–]Buddah008 0 points1 point

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    My filet mignon is smoking weed. Yeah faggot, the steaks (stakes) are high.

    Shady

    [–]thissistheN 0 points1 point

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    Action Bronson takes the cake.

    [–]theorys 0 points1 point

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    Aesop Rock - Fryerstarter is all about a donut shop in San Francisco called Bob's.

    [–]Taxidea 0 points1 point

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    Yo how you gonna make half your post about Dipset and not include one of Cam's best lines ever?

    "From whippin' bacon rolls to outside whippin' the bacon Rolls"

    from Family Ties.

    [–]heyfatkid 0 points1 point

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    i cant even think about chicken and waffles anymore bcause like a month or 2 ago i ate some chicken and waffles and it was good but made me sick as hell i was feelin nasty

    [–]nastate 0 points1 point

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    "kickin shit so smooth can't believe its not butter" -Chip Tha Ripper

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    the song isnt really about food but its a good track

    Rza - Grits

    [–]frisbalicious 0 points1 point

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    "Now that's a burger for ya ass nigga (slice the onions).

    Now that's a burger for ya ass nigga (put on the cheese).

    Now that's a burger for ya ass nigga (where's the barbecue sauce?).

    Now have that burger eat it fast nigga."

    Burger by Tyler

    [–]Maaaaate 0 points1 point

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    "Bacon wouldn't take him had the pigs on the payroll, yaaah!"

    -Lupe Fiasco Gotta Eat

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    How the FUCK no one gonna say "Be Healthy" by Dead Prez?

    guess HHH has no vegans :-/

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    All my niggas want to fuck, and she gonna let us (lettuce) like a salad bar?

    [–]spadetiger 0 points1 point

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    Whateva nigga farfegnuten

    [–]murreye 0 points1 point

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    "And I got her....GROCERY BAG" -Gudda Gudda

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    out of genre but "I like food" by the Descendents

    [–]crypto-jew 0 points1 point

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    Corny-ass Canadian Jew Abdominal has at least two full songs about food. One's straight up, no clever cyphers, it's about fast food and how fast food is awesome. The other is an extended metaphor comparing a dinner party to making rap songs I guess? At the very least, these are hip-hop curios.

    (I actually really like Abdominal despite his corny hooks and wilfully uncool old-skool image. Dude can rap.)

    I worship fast food as the one and only deity,

    The only real sin in this religion is a diet, see,

    My confession booth be the drive-thru microphone,

    I get excited when my meal tastes like it wasn't made at home,

    If I wanted home-cooked, I'd stay at home,

    I want artificially-enhanced chickens with more meat to the bone,

    Eating 50 hot wings at one sitting,

    When I say fast food's my life, I'm not kidding

    [–]tow_decision 0 points1 point

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    Has anyone heard Strong Arm Steady's Chitlins and Pepsi? Shit is original

    [–]Mega_pooh_bear 0 points1 point

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    "I told her cook my eggs benedict, She told me boy you cocky, Now I say I been a dick.

    Bitch"-B.O.B

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    If you a cutie pie, I eat ya. -2chainz

    [–]LitiG8tR 0 points1 point

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    "Mmm, fried chicken, fly vixen Give me heart disease but need you in my kitchen You a bird but you ain't a ki Got wings but you can't fly away from me Drivin’ in your bucket seats all the way from Kentucky to fuck with me Look what you've done to me, was number one to me After you shower, you and your gold medal flour Then you rub your hot oil for 'bout a half an hour"

    NAS - FRIED CHICKEN

    This whole song is dope.

    [–]Annonamouse97 0 points1 point

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    Anything by Action Bronson involves some line along the theme of food.

    [–]TheFunkBomb 0 points1 point

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    PUSSY STANK LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS !!!

    [–]tgseductions 0 points1 point

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    I loved Kendrick's: "I'm ghetto, my Kool-Aid need mo' sugah"

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    idk if this counts, but in tyler the creators song "IFHY" he says "make sure you never meet again like goddam vegans"